No-one likes cunts, But everyone still fucks them.

25. UK. Taken. 2 years strong.

Gilf is feeling poorly
Androgynous and hung over. Ew.

It’s Live-Giffing Time

rdjunkies:

D1 playoffs are here, D1 playoffs are here, D1 playoffs are here…

I’m going to be live-giffing the tournaments over on Twitter, then collecting the best here on Tumblr after each weekend. Follow me on Twitter for all the fun, though! Like this excellent apex jump, from the Bear City vs Dominion D2 opener.

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sharksarelovely:

I’m struggling to find any information on the internet that matches my issues. If anybody has any experience with scary night time hallucinations I’d be grateful. I’ve been getting them since i was under ten years old and they’re getting to the point where I’ll wake up screaming seeing things hanging from the ceiling about to fall on me and my girlfriend, like knives and stuff, what the fuck is that about.

She nailed it first time though :)

sharksarelovely:

Weaving for the first time, definitely a bit more complicated than it first looks

anatomicalart:

please be aware that these can be means of killing or permanently disabling a person. (I.e. A successful hit to the temple is likely toCause brain haemorrhage). Great for writing! not great for real life.Even in event if self defence DO NOT go for fatal blows. When the police come, if you have permanently wounded your opponent you can and likely will be charged for assault, and for that your opponent can sue.
There are safer ways of defending yourself. I.E. The pinky fingers are unnecessarily sensitive to pain. If you pull and twist them hard enough you can bend your attacker to your will, and only risk breaking a finger. NEVER kick the nose from a low angle up, you can kill someone this way.Kicking the knee from behind (the way it bends) is a good way of knocking your opponent down, and from this point you can either run, or preform a better move (like a solid heel-kick to the thigh which will stop them getting up for a while). Kicking from in front (the way if doesn’t bend) can break a knee backwards if you do it too hard. They will never walk again, and this will get you sued for a hospital bill you can’t imagine. So kick from behind, please, you’re not a gangster.Not knowing these things is how someone can accidentally beat a man to death.

anatomicalart:

please be aware that these can be means of killing or permanently disabling a person. (I.e. A successful hit to the temple is likely to
Cause brain haemorrhage).
Great for writing! not great for real life.
Even in event if self defence DO NOT go for fatal blows. When the police come, if you have permanently wounded your opponent you can and likely will be charged for assault, and for that your opponent can sue.

There are safer ways of defending yourself. I.E. The pinky fingers are unnecessarily sensitive to pain. If you pull and twist them hard enough you can bend your attacker to your will, and only risk breaking a finger.
NEVER kick the nose from a low angle up, you can kill someone this way.
Kicking the knee from behind (the way it bends) is a good way of knocking your opponent down, and from this point you can either run, or preform a better move (like a solid heel-kick to the thigh which will stop them getting up for a while). Kicking from in front (the way if doesn’t bend) can break a knee backwards if you do it too hard. They will never walk again, and this will get you sued for a hospital bill you can’t imagine. So kick from behind, please, you’re not a gangster.
Not knowing these things is how someone can accidentally beat a man to death.

(Source: how-to-be-a-psychopath, via theonewhosaidhi)

Parineeti Chopra speaks out about the attitude Indian men have towards women and their periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via georgiasweird)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

My Childhood 

(via vexie-chan)

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via battered-sausage)

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

(Source: itsokay-ilikepugstoo, via battered-sausage)